i should put my name here but i hate it.

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: batfag, via guy)

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

(via joshpeck)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via psyducked)

arcticwankies:

relationship status: i’d bang you if you lived closer

(via dumbscar)

psyducked:

Relationships are a fucking nightmare of confusion. How fast is too fast? How slow is too slow? Should I take their fear of making me a priority to be a sign of healthy/mature caution or is it an unfair waste of my time and energy? If they’re willing to commit early on is it a sign of desperation and clinginess or is it a good sign of how strong they feel about you and how secure they feel about their feelings for you?

(via psyducked)

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured, via gnarly)

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

(via c-o-vet)

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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(via guy)

not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me

(Source: supremelaxbro, via gaysexinchurch)

cuteness-awaits:

Clear’s route be like
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(via dumbscar)

becausebirds:

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