i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
(Source: , via joshpeck)
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
holy when a guy is hot and then he opens his mouth anD HIS VOICE IS DEEP AND FUCKIN HOT AS HELL
would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase
or drop raw onions in your eyes?