King City.

What doesn’t kill you gives you XP.

circumcising:

awh good for themimage

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crystallized-teardrops:

my little sister got her first dick pic today and she basically cried because the dick was so ugly 

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  • French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

curlycute:

*white person voice* how spicy is this salsa

(via covocal)

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

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dink-182:

rainbowbarnacle:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

*SNORT*

HAHAHHAHA

teencry:

tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl

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brokensaffron:

Apparently, the Last Shadow Puppets are reuniting because my mum can ‘feel it in her waters’

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prettty-girls-make-graves:

never understood the obsession with a guy giving you his hoodie

give me your Burberry trench coat, then we’re talking.

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mutualize:

MUTUALIZES POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAYAs you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. 
I am hosting this giveaway to celebrate reaching my goal of 30,000 followers. There will be 2 winners this time. AND THE WINNERS CAN CHOOSE WHICH COLOURED CAMERA THEY WANT.
The cameras come in BLUE or WHITE, or PINK or BLACK. Once the winners are picked, I will be ordering 2 cameras (in each winners preferred color) straight from eBay and then mailing it to the winners!
The image above is not mine, but it is an example of what the Polaroid cameras look like. I do not have them yet, I will order once the winners are picked so that they come in both winners preferred colour.

Here’s how this will work:

You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I post mainly photography photos anyway.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count.But you can still like it as a bookmark
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages.
You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry. Good luck!
EACH WINNER GETS:
Fuji instax mini 8 polaroid camera. 
An arm strap
User manual
Mini white film x50
Photo album
Batteries
Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)

—- REMEMBER, you must follow  ME for your entry to count. —-

.*THIS IS NOT MY IMAGE, I FOUND IT ON GOOGLE*


And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx

Good luck and stay lovely!

thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.

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